Funny masterbaiting jokes

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Funny masterbaiting jokes


One night Bill didn't show up. Now, completely without any happiness, he started to lose his sanity. Squeezing the cream filling from the twinkie. The doctor says "You're going to have triplets. Less than a month later, his father caught him masturbating in the garden shed. A smart-ass student pipes up:

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Ryan tomayko funny

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Ryan tomayko funny


Look, we've been talking about this with a lot of abstraction. That you and I and the rest of the world have agreed on talking about nouns in a certain way is pretty important, eh? But we're hoping that representations will be used more in the future because there's a bunch of new formats popping up all over the place. Both extensions implement the basic protocol popularized by RedCloth and adopted by BlueCloth: Machines don't have a universal noun - that's why they suck. The web is built on an architectural style called REST.

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Funny poems bachelorette party

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Funny poems bachelorette party


If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Fill envelopes with random amounts of play money. Who's the better cook: When the word "left" is used, the guests pass their gifts to the left. Next blindfold the bride and hand her a suitcase. The tables are turned for the next round, and the gentlemen are asked the questions.

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Funny quotes about utilitarianism

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Funny quotes about utilitarianism


You my rich blood! Letter to Lucy Martin Donnelly, February 10, I don't like the spirit of socialism — I think freedom is the basis of everything. Thank you so much! The common error was to apply motion to matter 'particles' rather than to space itself. Distant and dead resuscitate, They show as the dial or move as the hands of me, I am the clock myself.

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Hl2 funny console commands

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Hl2 funny console commands


The G-Man is William Shatner in the future. That's why he said that Xen was under their control again. He is now attempting to create a Stable Time Loop so that his past self will arrive in the same place he is now. He knew he'd need her help in the future. This would ensure the rest of the rebels would not stop fighting until the Combine was destroyed across the entire reality. He possibly orchestrated the Resonance Cascade in order to gather garmonbozia pain and suffering from the scientists and the victims of the Combine invasion.

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Funny hissing cats

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Funny hissing cats


How Do Cats Hiss? Fighting Fighting cats hiss at each other - before, during and after the fight. A nursing mother getting defensive in order to protect her kittens Click here for detailed information and advice on all these topics. Click here for some practical, general advice on what to do if you're confronted by a hissing cat. If you've recently got an additional adult cat, there will be some hissing, growling and perhaps the odd scrap until the cats have established a pecking order. If this cat hissing happens, the best way to deal with it, if possible, is to ignore it. The hiss is created when the cat forces a burst of air out through her arched tongue.

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Mustache poem funny

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Mustache poem funny


I finally found someone I have a crush on who likes me back! Share them - as long as they are for your own personal use and gift-giving. We are happy and settled. Love them like it's nobody's business! I love him so much. I adored him and thought of him as pretty racy with long hair and a mustache and leather bomber jacket.

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Aha jokes funny audio

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Aha jokes funny audio


Well, and my speech is somewhat messed up. Each day, click to read the Kids Joke of the Day! There would have to be a screen behind me, displaying everything I say, for people to understand. Seems like some comics are a good potential patients for a psychiatrist, but they can't afford one. And any standup comedians in here?

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Funny quotes about being unmotivated

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Funny quotes about being unmotivated


Have a great morning quotes! Witness that you are not the mind. They tend to push aside other drivers in their efforts for territory and destination, and in doing so, are impolite - even outright greedy, and are deemed unintelligent. These are different qualities. Any amount of time we spend whining is unlikely to help us achieve anything worthwhile. The "Reaver-Cleaver" killer from Preacher confesses to one of the protagonists that he only does what he does because it's fun, being amused at having gotten away clean with killing a man in a drunken hit-and-run and just kept on killing to see how far he could push his luck. Tsali from Sonic X:

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Wizard of oz funny tv guide

02 Oct 2012 Comments

Wizard of oz funny tv guide


What kind of a horse is that? During the final confrontation between the Wicked Witches, Oscar pretends to make a getaway in a hot air balloon with a bunch of gold, making everyone think he's abandoned them. Wait, you don't even remember it coming out? The film was a critical and commercial failure, performing poorly at the box office and severely panned by critics, who branded the casting of Ross instead of Mills as Dorothy a disastrous blunder. She tells Dorothy that the silver slippers have always had the power to take them home, but like her friends, she needed to believe in their magic and in herself before it was possible "If You Believe".

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